This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the best. Just complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again. Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose!
This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed
Write all the lists and accomplish all the things with this super-functional (and super-fun) list pad. Doodle, dream, cross things off. Tear sheets out and stick ’em in your planner. Make a list. And another, and another. You’ll feel better.
As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the badass. Issue this semi-official-ish citation to your favorite badasses, whether friends, coworkers, loved ones, or family. It'll make their badass day.
Feeling lost? Bewildered? Unfocused? Whether you’re trying to remember what to get at the market or contemplating a total life change, this pad is at your service. And if you still can’t figure it out, simply tear off the sheet and start fresh tomorrow.